Helen Rowland Quotes
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The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.
Flirty
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The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.
Chief
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A fool and her money are soon courted.
Courted
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Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
Duty
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An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.
Condition
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It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home…
Go
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There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.
Apparent
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When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
Ahead
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Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it
Die
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It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.
Bushel
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To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is misunderstood or that he…
Brilliant
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Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.
Bite
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Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.
Ashtray
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Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry.
Boy
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There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.
Death
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Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst end of the bargain.
Bargain
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Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall.
Eternal
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Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married.
Bit
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A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.
Beautiful
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A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.
Firsts
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