Best Helen Rowland Sayings
- Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. Begins
- Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. Any
- Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification. Cynic
- Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to… Birthday
- Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds. Binds
- Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three… Age
- A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. Art
- The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head. Bald
- The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. Commit
- A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. Bachelor
- And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand… All
- Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out… Doe
- A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be… Dad
- What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love. Action
- It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing. Alaska
- There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly. Dead
- In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place. Always Either
- Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself. Art
- Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course. Chance
- Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing. Confession
- France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.' America
- Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. Conquest
- When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last. Compliment
- When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. Hate
- No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time. Good
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