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Funny Quotes by Helen Rowland
- When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
- In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
- One man's folly is another man's wife.
- A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
- Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
- A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
- Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to…
- Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three…
- There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.
- When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
- In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
- When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living
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