Best Helen Rowland Quotations
- Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. Baton
- There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age. Age
- Variety is the spice of love. Cute Love
- Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences… Adam
- There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one… Best
- Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. Asleep
- Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in… Broken
- the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance Chance
- To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must… All
- When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. Attention
- It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. Another Woman
- After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a… Few
- Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. Admiring
- Love, like a chicken salad a restaurant has, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor Blind
- The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you have to give since you've already given him your love,… Already Given
- In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced. Altar
- A marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit Another Word
- In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues. Altar
- When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living Funny
- What a man calls his conscience is merely the sentimental reaction after too much wine and love. Calls
- The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious. Girl
- A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse Bachelor
- The follies which a man regrets most in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. Commit
- A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. Been
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