His Wife Quotes

484 His Wife quotes by 379 unique authors

A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more peace and content… — Frank Abagnale
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. — Douglas Adams
Once his wife goes to sleep it takes a minor nuclear explosion to wake her. — Tony Blair
What is the price of experience? Do men buy it for a song? Or wisdom for a dance in the street? No, it is bought… — William Blake
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. — Erma Bombeck
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. — Victor Borge
If ever a man and his wife, or a man and his mistress, who pass nights as well as days together, absolutely lay aside all… — Lord Chesterfield
The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation. — Lord Chesterfield
The aesthete aims at harmony rather than beauty. If his hair does not match the mauve sunset against which he is standing, he hurriedly dyes… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Tell a man whose house is on fire to give a moderate alarm; tell him to moderately rescue his wife from the hands of the… — William Lloyd Garrison
Not everyone is comfortable with the kissing ritual. My husband is one of them. Her refuses to press lips with anyone except his wife, mother,… — Erma Bombeck
He went home one evening and drank three cups of tea with three lumps of sugar in each cup, cut his jugular with a razor… — Flann O'Brien
To the man-in-the-street, who, I'm sorry to say, is a keen observer of life. The word Intellectual suggests straight away. A man who's untrue to… — Wystan Hugh Auden
Most people aren't appreciated enough, and the bravest things we do in our lives are usually known only to ourselves. No one throws ticker tape… — Peggy Noonan
My great grandfather used to say to his wife, my great-grandmother, who in turn told her daughter, my grandmother, who repeated it to her daughter,… — Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
The city sleeps and the country sleeps, the living sleep for their time, the dead sleep for their time, the old husband sleeps by his… — Walt Whitman
In Russia a man is called reactionary if he objects to having his property stolen and his wife and children murdered. — Winston Churchill
I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin (his wife). When we got to the gorilla cage… — Mike Tyson
He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife. — Bob Phillips
Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be… — Charles Caleb Colton
Just for a few tiny buds on your tongue you are killing live animals, with no sensitivity, with no awareness, with no love. It seems… — Rajneesh
Adam knew Eve his wife and she conceived. It is a pity that this is still the only knowledge of their wives at which some… — F. H. Bradley
Roughly speaking, the President of the United States knows what his job is. Constitution and custom spell it out, for him as well as for… — Shana Alexander
We met Dr. Hall in such deep mourning that either his mother, his wife, or himself must be dead. — Jane Austen
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

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