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His Wife Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- I'm like State Farm; when her husband leaves, I bang his wife 'like a good neighbor'.
- It's funny how you think you know someone so well, then you bang his wife and then his true colors start to show.
- Prefix: What a man does just before his wife calls the plumber. Or electrician, mechanic ...
- HUSBAND, SMART, A man who buys his wife such fine china that she will never trust him to do the dishes;
- HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is on listening terms with his wife
- HUSBAND, TRADITIONAL, A man who expects his wife to help him with the dishes
- MARRIAGE, Is only compatible when the man makes a living and his wife makes living worthwhile;
- MARRIAGE, A legal custom which turns a man into the captive audience of his wife;
- MARRIAGE, HAPPY, a union which is in full flower when the husband knows what to remember and his wife understands what to forget
- MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when a husband can determine when his wife comes to the end of one argument and begins the next;
- MARRIED MAN, a person who has learned to turn off the car motor when his wife calls: I'll be right out
- Hillary Clinton says she's the most qualified because she was married to a president for eight years. Now let me ask you, if a brain…
- Porn Rule: When a husband finds that his wife has been cheating on him, he is more turned on than angry.
- If God Was A Woman.... A man's paycheck would be made payable to his wife
More His Wife Quotes
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale
- He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. — Douglas Adams
- Once his wife goes to sleep it takes a minor nuclear explosion to wake her. — Tony Blair
- What is the price of experience? Do men buy it for a song? Or wisdom for a dance in the street? No,… — William Blake
- A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. — Erma Bombeck
- He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. — Victor Borge
- If ever a man and his wife, or a man and his mistress, who pass nights as well as days together, absolutely… — Lord Chesterfield
- The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation. — Lord Chesterfield
- The aesthete aims at harmony rather than beauty. If his hair does not match the mauve sunset against which he is standing,… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
- Tell a man whose house is on fire to give a moderate alarm; tell him to moderately rescue his wife from the… — William Lloyd Garrison
- Not everyone is comfortable with the kissing ritual. My husband is one of them. Her refuses to press lips with anyone except… — Erma Bombeck
- He went home one evening and drank three cups of tea with three lumps of sugar in each cup, cut his jugular… — Flann O'Brien