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His Wife Quotes by Helen Rowland
- An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.
- After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull…
- When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but…
- When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.
More His Wife Quotes
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale
- He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. — Douglas Adams
- Once his wife goes to sleep it takes a minor nuclear explosion to wake her. — Tony Blair
- What is the price of experience? Do men buy it for a song? Or wisdom for a dance in the street? No,… — William Blake
- A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. — Erma Bombeck
- He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. — Victor Borge
- If ever a man and his wife, or a man and his mistress, who pass nights as well as days together, absolutely… — Lord Chesterfield
- The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation. — Lord Chesterfield
- The aesthete aims at harmony rather than beauty. If his hair does not match the mauve sunset against which he is standing,… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
- Tell a man whose house is on fire to give a moderate alarm; tell him to moderately rescue his wife from the… — William Lloyd Garrison
- Not everyone is comfortable with the kissing ritual. My husband is one of them. Her refuses to press lips with anyone except… — Erma Bombeck
- He went home one evening and drank three cups of tea with three lumps of sugar in each cup, cut his jugular… — Flann O'Brien