My Ex Quotes

210 quotes by 168 authors

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma. — Jo Brand
I sent my ex-husband a bully card: You held hate in one heart and spoke niceties with the other, you laid warm hands upon me… — Jenny Jay
My ex-wife was trying to be nice once, so she took me to a concert in Los Angeles. I went with her to Symphony Hall,… — B B King
I saw Farrah Fawcett originally when she and her boyfriend, Lee Majors, came over to my house for a birthday party that I was having… — Ryan O'Neal
I had one of the best days of my life. I spent the afternoon with my two kids and my ex-wife at Serendipity. Then I… — Gabriel Byrne
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife. — Bruce Lansky
It helps to be able to be alone. 'Cuz writing is done alone, unless you collaborate, but I don't do that. Ask my ex-wife. — Dirk Benedict
I stood for parliament with the amazing support and help of my ex-husband, but it's not something that was handed to me like a peerage.… — Louise Mensch
I was educated privately for free because I was a scholarship girl, 100% scholarship girl. I got it on my own merits. I would never… — Louise Mensch
In the divorce my ex got everything. Even kept her composure — Tom Franklin
My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud. — Rodney Dangerfield
One of my ex-husbands thought I had a breast job. They looked bigger. I just got the proper lingerie. — Cybill Shepherd
The drink? Yes, I've had tough times in my life, especially the last year, regarding my ex-wife, my kids, I nearly broke my neck, I… — Paul Gascoigne
My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeetâ€¦oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool. — Anthony Jeselnik
I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriendâ€™s killerâ€¦ but no one will do it. — Anthony Jeselnik
She (my ex-wife) wanted me to stop being Evel Knievel. I am who I am. I'm not going to change. I'll settle down the day… — Evel Knievel
Me being a compassionate person, I would never hold any grudges against my ex. — Amber Rose
I made a vow to God [in 2010], after so many letdowns and the relationship with my ex, I knew I really didn't want to… — Jessica White
The reality is that I surround myself with very smart, very strong people - including my ex-wives. — Ronald Perelman
My finances have been decimated by a group of people, such as my ex-attorney, my ex-business manager, and an estate planner, specifically. And they have… — Randy Quaid

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