Best My Ex Lines

210 My Ex quotes by 137 unique authors

Thank you for all the letters of condolences....but my ex husband is alive and well. I only killed him off on my FB status....since I… — Unknown Author
No calls just text New boo fuck my ex More sleep less stress No love just sex — Lil Wayne
Im from tokyo,and my ex is from osaka..i know shes too far from we broke up coz I cant give the? love she needs..but if… — Indra
If Your Trying to make me jealous for dating My Ex, you must be forgetting that I didnt want him, thats why you have him… — Unknown Author
My ex wanna work it out, bitch, try yoga. — Lil Wayne
Any dog will eat leftovers, so how are you enjoying my ex? — Miranda H
One of my best moment is watching a guy play my Ex — Bismark Frimpong
All I know is just flex, shittin' on my ex. Bad hoes on my team, dick 'em down like Next. — Meek Mill
Your officially my past and your going to remain in my past. You mean nothing to me now. Your my ex for a reason. My… — Unknown Author
Every time I hear a song that reminds me of my ex I have a strong erg to punch the radio. — Ambri Bright
My Ex Tryna Work It Out ,I Told Her Bitch Try Yoga . — Kiana JWilson
My ex reminds me of how stupid I once was and how much I have grown since I moved on. — JaiHawkFly
I don't always do what's best, I confess. Exhibit A, my ex. I rest my case. — Kiana JWilson
Your lies? You told that. Your bullshit? Won't take that. Your stories? I've heard that. Your excuses? Save that. You're my ex, just face that. — Unknown Author
My Ex texted me: I Miss You...So I replied: We're sorry, the subscriber you are trying to reach doesn't give a fuck. — Kiana JWilson
MY EX came today and told me that she missed me and then I said, Oh!.. you missed me I hate you, cuz you never… — ZeerioX
I broke up with my ex-girl. Here's her number. Sike! That'ss the wrong number! — Unknown Author
My ex wanna work it out, bxtch try yoga. — Lil Wayne
I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the… — Shantanu Arora
No WORDS can describe how much I love my EX, even though she left me for someone she like. But then, ACTIONS can describe how… — Mousse
I neva understood wot my ex meant wen she said: I lov u too much n I mean it from d thing in my panti… — Reian Jain
Went a little crazy when me and my ex split/ I started livin life, like I had a death wish/ Most you women shady and… — Tactics
Me: I miss my ex. Brain: Move on. Friends: Move on. Family: Move on. Heart: Don't give up. — Bebechka24
My ex send me a pic about his bf having sex I send it to his dad — Unknown Author
All I know is flex, shit'n on my ex, bad hoes in my team, dick em down like next. — Meek Mill

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