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My ex called and said she still loves me, I sneezed and said sorry AM ALERGIC TO BULLSHIT — Unknown Author
Of all the bad things my ex did to me, changing his Netflix password hurt me the most. — Ritu Ghatourey
My ex boyfriend now my best friend — Megan Sartin
Like all your fucking friends are fake bro? You sounding like a Professor of Fake friends? Or shit is true you are friends with my… — Glen Rambharack
I am trying to forget my EX, so I am hooking up fast, with my new love !! — Glen Rambharack
Me and my EX making up? Well then I get another chance to fuck her up and insult her again !! — Glen Rambharack
I am wicked like that, plus that is how I does get my Jones. My EX, she is going to be the butt of my… — Glen Rambharack
Good for you bro, now you are the 53rd man who had sex with my EX! I was the 52nd guy, you win my friend,… — Glen Rambharack
All my EX could get from me right now is fucking Insult !! — Glen Rambharack
My ex girlfriends status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her — Curly Girl
This is my Ex Girlfriend Georgia O'Connell — Ash Sweeney
My ex is a mistake I won't make twice. — Wizy Mari
Facebook needs to add still banging my ex as a relationship status option. — Azgraybebly Joslan
Yeah so you got my EX girl, Good job you have officially landed a loser! — Azgraybebly Joslan
I bounce up my EX in kfc and she tell me try and don't insult her in here, So I tell her I don't have… — Glen Rambharack
My ex split up with me 2 months ago and I have been trying to get him back since and he has went no contact… — Unknown Author
The fact that my ex became very unattractive after our breakup aided in the process of getting over her that much faster. — Hemantsmarty
Better be my EX than my NEXT.. — Avi ItaLlica
My Ex-Wife was very hot. She died in burning car. — Nikhil Saluja
My Ex Girl Friend Has Lost Her Virginity And I'm damn HAPPY Of That SHIT ! xD — Abdul Basith Nazeem
I saw my ex car, firstly I was sad but what makes me strong is I saw his new car more cheaper than the car… — Novelle
The best way to break up in the 21st century is to propose to your boyfriend/girlfriend dear, will you please be my ex- ? so… — Zhat*
Meh and my ex, when I was in year 8 — Moeey
In Dubai, we don't have lesbians, we have Boy-a , they're like half- girl , half-dude but they still look GAWJUS , but my ex… — Leila
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Leo and she's a bitch. — Nikhil Saluja

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