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I left my parents' home when I was 22, I moved to New York with my ex-girlfriend. We did a film together with Raul Julia. — Demian Bichir
My ex-husband and I, even though we're not together, we are 100 percent together in raising our kid. We communicate a lot and where I… — Charisma Carpenter
I am divorced, and one of the things I am tremendously grateful for is that my ex-husband and I made a decision to go through… — Jane Green
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. — Dane Cook
I still love my former wife, I won't call her my ex-wife. — Dave Pelzer
When I planned my wedding the first time, my ex-husband and I, we were both struggling comics. I had a TV show that had gotten… — Sherri Shepherd
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands… — Lee Trevino
I don't care what is written," Meyer Landsman says. "I don't care what supposedly got promised to some sandal-wearing idiot whose claim to fame is… — Michael Chabon
I saw my ex-husband in the street. I was sitting on the steps of the new library. Hello, my life, I said. We had once… — Grace Paley
Should've thought of that before you told my ex-girlfriend I eat live kittens for breakfast." A tiny twinge of guilt. Then the cat wondered what… — Nalini Singh
My ex—may he soon discover tiny worms have invaded his body and are slowly eating him alive—once told me God made men so perfect because… — Gena Showalter
Get away from my ex-girlfriend, you moany little whinge-bag.' Caelen took a deep breath, like he was in pain, and stood up. His voice was… — Derek Landy
Until-as often happened during those first months travel, whenever I would feel such happiness-my guilt alarm went off. I heard my ex-husband's voice speaking disdainfully… — Elizabeth Gilbert
We linked hands—my ex-boyfriend, my boyfriend, and my former friend-then-enemy-then friend and I—and walked through a door to see if maybe empty carbs were good… — Kiersten White
Don't look now, but that's my ex over there." Surely I'm not the only one who takes "don't look now" as "there's no better time… — Gena Showalter
Rose, nothing in this world could make me hate you." "Not even trying to bring my ex-boyfriend back from the dead? — Richelle Mead
Callin my ex-girl or e-mailin my mama, you're the only one that's causin me this drama. — Drake
My ex send late night text cause she don't know to let go — Drake
My ex-husband happens to be one of the most gifted moviemakers. And what is so bizarre about working with someone like that? I guess it… — Ali MacGraw
I have a scar on my right arm from my ex-husband. He was cooking and he had a hot pot and he turned around and… — Nadine Velazquez
One of the reasons my ex-husband and I broke up is that he stopped eating my food. — Jill Scott
Most of my ex-girlfriends are still close friends. I guess when you are with someone that long, unless they did something really terrible to you,… — Ryan Kavanaugh
I quit my job. I bought myself a real cheap, like, around-the-world flight ticket, and I went to 16 countries for six months just backpacking,… — Malik Bendjelloul
The day I showed up to South Carolina to work, I was with my kid and my ex and our dog and Kirk was hanging… — Donal Logue
I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex, so he knows what rejection feels like. — Pippa Evans

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