"Anything is good if it's made of chocolate." — Jo Brand

"Anything is good if it's made of chocolate."

Anything Quotes Chocolate Quotes Food Quotes Funny Chocolate Quotes Good Quotes Made Quotes Weight Loss Quotes

166 Quotes by Jo Brand

Jo Brand has 166 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh…
They say revenge is a dish best eaten cold, but for most people, by the time it's ready to eat,…
As a comic and as a nurse, it's important to look calm on the surface when you're absolutely crapping yourself…
When you get to know someone, you find there's something nasty in their woodshed.
And I also felt that no one in an audience could abuse me worse than the sort of abuse I…
I have friends who vote Tory, and I'm appalled, but that's not to say they're not great people in so…
I just don't like travelling very much.
I like men. They are hugely entertaining, but they have a lot of shortcomings and you just have to bear…
I'm sure some cynical people would point to that as the main reason for doing it for a lot of…
A lot of people do that kind of nostalgia stuff believing that they were very happy in their teenage years,…
Being Christian towards poor people means trying to improve their lives and give them back some self-respect.
Does anyone really go into nursing intending to be apathetic, cold and removed from suffering? I find that very difficult…

See all 166 quotes by Jo Brand »

More Chocolate Quotes

This quote is filed under Chocolate Quotes, one of 741 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for… — Gina Barreca
I owe it all to little chocolate donuts. — John Belushi
It's not a struggle to be on a diet. You feel lighter, and your spirit is lighter, too. But I… — Juliette Binoche
Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows. — Jim Bishop
I eat a lot of chocolate. — Manolo Blahnik
My husband is such a healthy eater. Except when it comes to sweets. He never consumes anything except fruit until… — Sara Blakely
I can't walk by chocolate without eating it. — Malin Akerman
The stubby French painter Toulouse-Lautrec supposedly invented chocolate mousse - I find that rather hard to believe, but there you… — Alton Brown
The chocolate and crisps come in at times. You have to allow the little things that make you happy. I'm… — Naomi Campbell
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. — Truman Capote
I was sort of traumatized by girls in the third grade. Because there was a girl in my third grade… — Steve Carell
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. — George Carlin

See all 741 Chocolate Quotes »