Funny Chocolate Quotes
- Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. — Jo Brand
- Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. — Fernando Pessoa
- What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. — Katharine Hepburn
- Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain. — Dave Barry
- The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare...neither knew chocolate. — Sandra Boynton
- When we don't have the words chocolate can speak volumes. — Joan Bauer
- Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. — Robert Orben
- Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words. — Rachel Vincent