Best Last Night Lines

590 Last Night quotes by 421 unique authors

Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback. — Zack Ryder
I need a dog pretty badly. I dreamed of dogs last night. They sat in a circle and looked at me and I wanted all… — John Steinbeck
The sense of a long last night over civilization is back again; it has perhaps not been here so intensely in thirty years, not since… — Norman Mailer
I met my old lover on the street last night, she seemed glad to see me. — Paul Simon
Last night I was seriously considering whether I was a bisexual or not but I don't think so though I'm not sure if I'd like… — Jess C Scott
If the worst that happens is that I wake up and see a picture of myself and a headline saying, 'He wasn't very funny last… — Matt Lucas
I have a four year old and I'm telling you we did Nickelodeon last night and he embarrassed me. It was like one of those… — Nia Long
It is too soon to tell, but old, tired 'Survivor' last night beat 'X Factor.' We're really proud of that. We're anticipating a very strong… — Leslie Moonves
Last night, I had a telephone townhall for my constituents back in Vermont, and we had 11,500 people on it. And I had people on… — Peter Welch
Don't drink on an empty stomach: the main point of the refreshment is the enhancement of food. Don't drink if you have the blues: it's… — Christopher Hitchens
Well, I thought, last night I paid my dues. I faced death. Now I can stay. — Mark Vonnegut
Last night, two men tried to force my shutters. I recognized them: they are two of Rodin's Italian models. He told them to kill me.… — Camille Claudel
As much as the Democrats try to change the subject, this election will be about Barack Obama, period. Mitt's speech last night hit all the… — Howie Carr
I'm very surprised - midway through my second glass of red wine last night, I really didn't think I'd be standing here with a trophy… — Graeme McDowell
Last night I dreamed I went to hillbilly heaven and you know who greeted me at the gate? The ole cowboy-philosopher himself, Will Rogers. — Tex Ritter
Woke up last night half past four, fifty women knocking on my door. — Carl Perkins
Little old lady got mutilated late last night, werewolves of London, again. — Warren Zevon
He got drunk last night, kicked Mama down the stairs. But I'm alright, so I don't care. — Randy Newman
The relationship between 'My Chemical Romance' and Michael Pedicone is over. He was caught red-handed stealing from the band and confessed to police after our… — Frank Iero
Really, an historic night last night. You may have heard, Barack Obama will be the first black president of the United States of America. ...… — Jon Stewart
I died last night. Seventy years too young. — Colin Thompson
It's amazing when you get to a certain age, and you talk about sleep in the same way you spoke about getting inebriated... I got… — Johnny Depp
Last night I dreamed that I came face to face with a picture I had done and forgotten, a forest done in simple movement, just… — Emily Carr
Last night I was struggling with a stomach ache, but [the trainer] gave me some medicine, an IV and I felt good out there today. — Taurean Green
My waking thoughts are all of thee. Your portrait and the remembrance of last night's delirium have robbed my senses of repose. Sweet and incomparable… — Napoleon Bonaparte

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