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590 Last Night quotes by 421 unique authors

I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby. — Henny Youngman
You have to be able to appreciate these things. How many people can say it was a full moon last night and appreciate it? — Unknown Author
A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the… — Sam Ewing
Iraqis will never forget that on 8 August 1990 Kuwait became part of Iraq legally, constitutionally and actually. It continued to do so until last… — Saddam Hussein
Last night we were the best team on the day. — Roy Aitken
United have spent all season commemorating the 50th anniversary of Busby's decision to defy the Football League and take the club on a tragic and… — Unknown Author
I came back late last night at the Athlete's Village so I'm a little bit surprised about my time this morning. It's really good and… — Katerine Savard
Last night I had rinsed out my sari strip and briefs in the sea. I walked down naked to where they hung in the branches… — Lucy Irvine
France lost a great novel last night. — Victor Hugo
I don't know what it's like for a book writer or a doctor or a teacher as they work to get established in their jobs,… — Loretta Lynn
And I don't care if you're talking about things that are true, you're still talking about my personal life. How about I go peek in… — Jeremy Renner
Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I'm post-tweeting today. I'll start as soon as my fingers unclench from their rage fists. — Stephen Colbert
Last night, we did the Threatdown -- God, it's hard to even talk about this -- and for the first time, I didn't mention bears.… — Stephen Colbert
President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth… — Craig Kilborn
Im a ridiculous sci-fi fan. In fact, I admit it freely; my manager is horrified. I just recently bought seasons two through five of Star… — Emma Caulfield
A terrible thing happened to me last night again—nothing. — Phyllis Diller
I took the wife out last night; one punch! — Jim Davidson
In his speech last night, John Kerry said this was the beginning of the end of the Bush administration. I agree. Sure, it may take… — Jay Leno
In true rock star fashiuon, I had insomina last night and I didn't sleep at all. So all I need is a bottle of Jack… — Chris Jericho
I saw Food, Inc. last night--it was like a horror movie. I'm definitely thinking about my food supply now and how I want to grow… — Lauren Ambrose
Last night at WrestleMania, in front of 68,000 people, I defeated Chris Jericho and became the Undisputed World Wrestling Federation Champion. And all of the… — Triple H
I don't go out that much anymore, unfortunately. I used to enjoy it, but I'm just so busy. Like last night, everybody else went out,… — Lee Ann Womack
Say, I was on The Craig Kilbourne Show and the next day I flew to Minneapolis. I was at the airport and a guy came… — Mitch Hedberg
New Jersey Mayor Corey Booker last night personally rescued a woman from a burning building. Or as Fox News reported it, 'black man loots house,… — Bill Maher
I am so addicted to crystals, it’s like a sickness. I’ve spent $500,000 on crystals this year. I checked my bank account last night, and… — Spencer Pratt

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