"Say, I was on The Craig Kilbourne Show……" — Mitch Hedberg

Say, I was on The Craig Kilbourne Show and the next day… - Mitch Hedberg

"Say, I was on The Craig Kilbourne Show and the next day I flew to Minneapolis. I was at the airport and a guy came up. He said, 'Dude, I saw you on TV last night.' But he did not say whether or not he thought I was good, he just confirmed that I was on television. So I turned my head away from him for about a minute, then I turned it back. I said, 'Dude, I saw you at the airport about a minute ago. And you were good.'"

— Mitch Hedberg

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