Minute Ago Quotes

16 quotes by 15 authors

My tombstone? I'm thinking something along the lines of, 'Geez, he was just here a minute ago.' — George Carlin
Say, I was on The Craig Kilbourne Show and the next day I flew to Minneapolis. I was at the airport and a guy came… — Mitch Hedberg
Except that itâ€™s not really 'now' that the inner critic attacks. Itâ€™s a few seconds or a minute ago. The inner critic depends upon comparison,… — Jan Chozen Bays
The grape Hyacinth is the favorite spring flower of my garden - but no! I though a minute ago the Scilla was! and what place… — Alice Morse Earle
For everything is history: What was said yesterday is history, what was said a minute ago is history. But, above all, one is led to… — Claude Levi-Strauss
I came home in the afternoon to sleep, and there was this e-mail from Comedy Central saying they were interested in having me be part… — Lev Yilmaz
What do you think Jesus would twitter, 'Let he who is without sin cast the first stone' or 'Has anyone seen Judas? He was here… — Chris Cornell
It can't be dead. It was alive just a minute ago. — Sharon Creech
In a moment of sheer terror, I realized I couldn't feel my brain. It was there just a minute ago. Maybe I really was dead.… — Darynda Jones
He [Ma's Tooth] was part of her a minute ago but now he's not. Just a thing. — Emma Donoghue
Alex touches her arm. "You look nice." "Nice?" she repeats. "Try harder, Alex." He flushes adorably. "Really nice," he says. "Next time, try this," Harry… — Claire LaZebnik
Nothing is as far away as one minute ago. — Jim Bishop
It is difficult to live in the present, ridiculous to live in the future, and impossible to live in the past. Nothing is as far… — Jim Bishop
Take my word I aint never go wrong, I got swag like a teflon don, A minute ago she said the patron was to strong,… — Jae Millz
To think, I was cofnuesd a minute ago. — Nelia
I was going to shoot myself a minute ago but your inspirational tweet showed me the light. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Minute Ago Quotes

15 authors contributed a total of 16 Minute Ago Quotes as follows: