Fred Willard Quotes
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It's more fun in a way to do ensemble scenes, where you know your background, you know the scene, but you can't prepare because someone…
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I just admire everybody and sit in awe and watch them.
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It's such a pleasure to work in these movies, it's almost like it's not really happening.
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I don't know why my lines that were cut from the film didn't make it onto the DVD. I have offered to go into the…
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Cleveland is my hometown, and the Indians have a narrow but rich history.
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Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring.
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I think my wife saw a picture of the rock group Journey, and they're kind of aging, and the one guy had dyed blonde hair…
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Someone I've always admired is Catherine O'Hara... I think she's one of the best actresses in the country, not only comedy. I just think she's…
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I remember Johnny Carson laughing effusively when I made my 'Tonight' show debut in the early 1970's as part of a sketch comedy group called…
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You think you want to be famous. Then you see twenty or thirty people with cameras running after somebody coming out of a restaurant. And…
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Ballet I love for about five minutes. Then I want to see a comic come out.
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When I was a kid, I remember one aunt drinking on Thanksgiving and falling asleep at the dinner table. Her husband said, Betty, wake up…
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Opera has made me consider suicide.
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I wish sex could last as long as love.
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If you're going to take a risk as a comic, make sure it's surrounded by other things that you're certain are funny.
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When I was a kid, hearing something from the president was like hearing something from God. Now I hear the president and think, What is…
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My daughter thinks I'm a little more on the straight and narrow than I actually am.
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Comedy relieves you. A lot of times we think we're the only people bothered by certain things. Then you hear a comic say, 'Don't you…
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The remote has saved my sanity.
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Animated voice-over guys have it good.
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