Best Stupid People Quotes
285 Stupid People quotes by 156 unique authors
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When you give a speech you don't go through a laundry list, you talk about the things that you think are important.
— Mitt Romney
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Join me in welcoming the next president of the United States, Paul Ryan.
— Mitt Romney
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Obama says we need more firemen, more policemen, more teachers. Did he not get the message of Wisconsin? The American people did. It's time for…
— Mitt Romney
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I'll take a lot of credit for the fact that this industry's come back.
— Mitt Romney
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My wife drives a couple of Cadillacs.
— Mitt Romney
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PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air.
— Mitt Romney
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There were a couple of times I wondered whether I was going to get a pink slip
— Mitt Romney
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I get speaker's fees from time to time, but not very much.
— Mitt Romney
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It's not worth moving heaven and earth, spending billions of dollars just trying to catch one person.
— Mitt Romney
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Who let the dogs out? Who, who.
— Mitt Romney
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I'm Wolf Blitzer and yes, that's my real name.
— Mitt Romney
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I'm Mitt Romney-and yes Wolf, that's also my first name.
— Mitt Romney
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It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
— Dan Quayle
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I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
— David Dinkins
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500 dollars? Fully subsidized? With a plan? I said that is the most expensive phone in the world. And it doesn't appeal to business customers…
— Steve Ballmer
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Two years from now, spam will be solved.
— Bill Gates
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There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home.
— Ken Olsen
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There's just not that many videos I want to watch.
— Unknown Author
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Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense!
— George Carlin
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I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I'm an American - you know, you grow.
— George Carlin
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You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up.
— George Carlin
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If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?
— George Carlin
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No one knows what's next, but everybody does it.
— George Carlin
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If it requires a uniform, it's a worthless endeavor.
— George Carlin
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Soft rock music isn't rock, and it ain't music. It's just soft. Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. She said, "You…
— George Carlin
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