"If it requires a uniform, it's a worthless…" — George Carlin
"If it requires a uniform, it's a worthless endeavor."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More Endeavor Quotes
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O my God, what must a soul be like when it is in this state! It longs to be all…
— Teresa of Avila
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Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.
— Frederic Bastiat
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Raising children is a creative endeavor, an art rather than a science.
— Bruno Bettelheim
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I have a message for the young kids. Life is about obstacles, endeavors in life are not to be overlooked.
— Wade Boggs
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The conquering of adversity produces strength of character, forges self-confidence, engenders self-respect, and assures success in righteous endeavor.
— Richard G. Scott
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All truth is one. In this light, may science and religion endeavor here for the steady evolution of mankind, from…
— Clifford Stoll
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Sports create a bond between comtemporaries that lasts a lifetime. It also gives your life structure, discipline and a genuine,…
— Bob Cousy
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Reputation is a reward, to be sure, but it is really the beginning, not the end of endeavor. It should…
— Alvan Macauley
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Life never was intended to be easy. Rather, it is a period of proving and growth. It is interwoven with…
— Richard G. Scott
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The two things I did learn were that you are as powerful and strong as you allow yourself to be,…
— Robyn Davidson
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He who prays as he ought will endeavor to live as he prays.
— John Owen
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Concern for man himself and his fate must always form the chief interest of all technical endeavors, concern for the…
— Albert Einstein
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