"May the forces of evil become confused on……" — George Carlin
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More Become Confused Quotes
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Do you know anyone who hasn't changed his mind? This door was a tree, then it will be firewood for…
— Byron Katie
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Parts exist only for purposes of figuring and describing, and as we figure the world out we become confused if…
— Alan Watts
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By deafening ourselves to the emotional consequences of violence we have become confused by its relationship to sex. We have…
— Derrick Jensen
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Everyone knows what a curve is, until he has studied enough mathematics to become confused through the countless number of…
— Felix Klein
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He, however, who begins with Metaphysics, will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete…
— Maimonides
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One of your tasks is to separate the 'personal' from the 'substantive.' The two can become confused, especially if someone…
— Donald Rumsfeld
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When you listen and read one thinker, you become a clone… two thinkers, you become confused… ten thinkers, you’ll begin…
— Timothy Keller
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To know the way, we go the way, we do the way. The way we do, the things we do,…
— Benjamin Hoff
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Five types of baptism are mentioned in the New Testament, though only two of the five have to do with…
— Unknown Author
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