Your House Quotes

345 quotes by 298 authors

Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. — Ambrose Bierce
I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit… — Elayne Boosler
When you have children, your house smells very unpleasant all the time. — Jo Brand
Fame means when your computer modem is broken, the repair guy comes out to your house a little faster. — Sandra Bullock
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. — George Carlin
Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and… — P.J. O'Rourke
You know, the bigger you get and the more success you have, the more people you can fill your house with to tell you how… — Lara Flynn Boyle
It's not what you get out of life that counts. Break your mirrors! In our society that is so self-absorbed, begin to look less at… — Arnold Schwarzenegger
The ability to rebound is in inverse proportion to the distance your house is from the nearest railroad tracks. — Don Meyer
I'm of the mind that life is a risk. Every time you leave your house it's a risk, and I see no reason to go… — Thomas Jane
Get out of your house and go see some live performance, for God's sake. There are people creating things just outside your window. — Maria Bamford
That's what makes it so fun to be on a team. You're sitting at your house, thinking up this wild, crazy stuff as to how… — Bill Walton
If your children spend most of their time in other people's houses, you're lucky; if they all congregate at your house, you're blessed. — Mignon McLaughlin
Well, you know, my shotgun will do better for you than your AR-15, because you want to keep someone away from your house, just fire… — Joe Biden
Homophobia: The irrational fear the three fags will break into your house and redecorate it against your will. — Tom Ammiano
Investing in [children] is not a national luxury or a national choice. It's a national necessity. If the foundation of your house is crumbling, you… — Marian Wright Edelman
If I were just curious, it would be very hard to say to someone, I want to come to your house and have you talk… — Diane Arbus
When your house is on fire, you cant be bothered with the neighbors. Or, as we say in Chess, if your King is under attack… — Garry Kasparov
As well expect Nature to answer your human values as to come into your house and sit in a chair. — Henry Beston
If you sincerely desire a truly well-rounded education, you must study the extremists, the obscure and "nutty." You need the balance! Your poor brain is… — Ivan Stang

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