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Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house. — Louis C. K.
Going to another country you're not in your house, you're with people you've never met before, and I think it's definitely a good growing experience. — Amanda Bynes
Children are like crazy, drunken small people in your house. — Julie Bowen
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, 'Who could have done this? We have no… — Phyllis Diller
If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house? — Jim Gaffigan
Having a nightclub in your house really helps for having a party, because then you don't need to go out. — Paris Hilton
You can't have anything valuable in your house. Niggers will break in and take it all! Everything white people don't like about black people, black… — Chris Rock
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h***… — J.K. Simmons
I certainly don't want a child of mine to be famous, or anyone I was very close to who isn't yet... It's the worst thing… — Elizabeth Hurley
I always recommend rewiring vintage lighting. It's not a bargain if your house burns down. — Lara Spencer
Listen Wanderlei, I will do a home invasion on you. I will cut the power to your house and the next thing you'll hear is… — Chael Sonnen
You know, before we all started having health care, in the olden days our grandparents, they would bring a chicken to the doctor, they would… — Unknown Author
When your house contains such a complex of piping, flues, ducts, wires, lights, inlets, outlets, ovens, sinks, refuse disposers, hi-fi re-verberators, antennae, conduits, freezers, heaters… — Reyner Banham
My shoes are worth more......than your house! — Ric Flair
I've learned that the movies [Star Wars] will never finally end. It just goes on and on and on and on. I mean, it's going… — Mark Hamill
Build your house on the rock of learning; no one can take your education away from you. — John Spence
At the end of the day - the long day of your life - as people stand around your grave no one will talk about… — John Spence
Once you're in charge of your job, your house, your children, getting the food on the table, doing all of this, all of the time,… — E. L. James
I stopped showering ever since I realized water causes people to drown. I cannot risk being so close to something that can murder me. Do… — Thom Yorke
Fear is your best friend or your worst enemy. It's like fire. If you can control it, it can cook for you; it can heat… — Mike Tyson
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra, I come… — Bob Hope
You [Robespierre] will follow us soon. Your house will be beaten down and salt sown in the place where it stood. — Georges Danton
Bring a wife home to your house when you are of the right age, not far short of 30 years, nor much above this is… — Hesiod
But whatever the era, whatever the times, one thing will never change: Fathers and mothers, if you have children, they must come first. You must… — James E. Faust
This is what it is to love an artist: The moon is always rising above your house. The houses of your neighbors look dull and… — Sarah Ruhl

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