"Kids are like buckets of disease that live…" — Louis C. K.
"Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house."
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199 Quotes by Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. has 199 quotes on this site.
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I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what…
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When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs…
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Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed…
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People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30…
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People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make…
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Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood;…
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...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a…
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When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a…
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One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group…
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How do women still go out guys, when you consider that there is no greater threat to women than men?…
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There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their…
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You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life…
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More Buckets Quotes
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I drink a bucket of white tea in the morning. I read about this tea of the Emperor of China,…
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My goal on my bucket list is to write a romantic comedy movie.
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I would love to compose something for dance before I kick the bucket, and I'm not closed-minded about the dance,…
— Tori Amos
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I play for the poor man. I try to give a thrill to the lunch bucket fan. I know their…
— Unknown Author
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That's all our team is about. If we stop people, we're the most athletic team in this whole tournament and…
— LeBron James
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We've been playing ugly. Without all of our bodies, we've been kicking it all over the shop, but fortunately we've…
— Steve Nash
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Your purpose is to act on the resources God gives you. If God gives you a bucket of fish, you…
— Russell Simmons
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Society can transport money from rich to poor only in a leaky bucket
— Unknown Author
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On 3 things in his bucket list: On my bucket list... Uhm, the question is totally catching me by surprise.…
— Gabriel Macht
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Being a philosophical naturalist does not mean that one thinks that science can provide all of the answers. That is…
— Michael Ruse
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Say you were standing with one foot in the oven and one foot in an ice bucket. According to the…
— Bobby Bragan
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If pigs could vote, the man with the slop bucket would be elected swineherd every time, no matter how much…
— Orson Scott Card
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