"How do women still go out guys, when……" — Louis C. K.
"How do women still go out guys, when you consider that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the number one threat to women! Globally, and historically one cause of injury and mayhem to women. You know what our number one threat is? Heart disease."
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Louis C. K.
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199 Quotes by Louis C. K.
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