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You don't know what a rough crowd is. If all I have to do is go make people laugh, that's nothing. Let me tell you… — Sam Kinison
You could afford your house without the government if it weren't for the government. — Rush Limbaugh
Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them. You don't know what… — Bam Margera
Have nothing in your house that you do not know to be useful, or believe to be beautiful. — William Morris
You may never get to that perfect world that you're waiting for where everything's going to be perfect and you got that much money and… — Joel Osteen
God can cause opportunity to find you. He has unexpected blessings where you suddenly meet the right person, or suddenly your health improves, or suddenly… — Joel Osteen
We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come… — Trey Parker
Television itself is an intimate medium. It's in your house. You're visiting with these people... Not everybody's going to like it, just like not everybody… — Rachael Ray
I always say leave things at the door. Whether it's at your audition or at your house, leave the problems of the day away. Keep… — Jenna Ushkowitz
The heart and soul of network programming is series programming, the weekly repetition of characters you like having in your house. — Dick Wolf
I'm used to seeing it, but it's weird having an Academy Award. You usually only see one of them on the TV show when they… — Steven Wright
A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. — Mark Zuckerberg
In Google's world, public space is just something that stands between your house and the well-reviewed restaurant that you are dying to get to. — Evgeny Morozov
It is a wise thing to be polite; consequently, it is a stupid thing to be rude. To make enemies by unnecessary and willful incivility,… — Arthur Schopenhauer
Whoever you are, go out into the evening, leaving your room, of which you know every bit; your house is the last before the infinite,… — Rainer Maria Rilke
Don't own so much clutter that you will be relieved to see your house catch fire. — Wendell Berry
The generalizing writer is like the passionate drunk, stumbling into your house mumbling: I know I'm not being clear, exactly, but don't you kind of… — George Saunders
Stealing, of course, is a crime, and a very impolite thing to do. But like most impolite things, it is excusable under certain circumstances. Stealing… — Daniel Handler
Your success as a family... our success as a nation... depends not on what happens inside the White House, but on what happens inside your… — Barbara Bush
We could go back," he said. In the dome light of the car, his face looked hard as stone. "We could go back to your… — Charlaine Harris
Well, I don't like your clothes. You look perfectly ridiculous in them. Why on earth don't you go up and change? It's perfectly childish to… — Oscar Wilde
Earlier in my life I thought the things that mattered were the things that you could see, like your car, your house, your wealth, your… — Jimmy Carter
The Universe is very, very big. It also loves a paradox. For example, it has some extremely strict rules. Rule number one: Nothing lasts forever.… — Craig Ferguson
You have grudged the very fire in your house because the wood cost overmuch!" he cried. "You have grudged life. To live cost overmuch, and… — Jack London
Einstein wrote that insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. That said, is it crazier to repeatedly throw… — David Sedaris

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