Best Stupid People Wisdom
285 Stupid People quotes by 156 unique authors
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Stupid people are dangerous.
— Suzanne Collins
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Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us…
— George Carlin
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If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
— George Carlin
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Babies, babies, babies. Why did God make so many babies? But no, God didn't make them. Stupid people made them.
— Margaret Mitchell
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Love is never any better than the lover. Wicked people love wickedly, violent people love violently, weak people love weakly, stupid people love stupidly, but…
— Toni Morrison
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Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent…
— George Carlin
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Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?
— Bruce Coville
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
— George Carlin
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Stupid people always ignored good advice
— Johanna Lindsey
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The ugly and stupid have the best of it in this world. They can sit at their ease and gape at the play. If they…
— Oscar Wilde
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George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.
— George Carlin
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I’ve never heard that the sexual act requires any particular intelligence. From what I’ve observed, many stupid people are easily able to produce children.
— Lisa Kleypas
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I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.
— George Carlin
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Science fiction tends to be philosophy for stupid people.
— Chuck Klosterman
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You know the typical crowd, Wow, it’s Friday night, what are you going to do? Just sit there? Well, yeah. Because there’s nothing out there.…
— Charles Bukowski
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They've got something they do it with, I think it's called a mocracy, and it means everyone in the whole country can say who the…
— Terry Pratchett
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Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.
— John Green
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This man, who for twenty-five years has been reading and writing about art, and in all that time has never understood anything about art, has…
— Anton Chekhov
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Obviously this person's a hazard. Stupid people are dangerous.
— Suzanne Collins
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I’m not a romantic, I’m a half-wit. Only stupid people would think I’m smart. I’m not something anyone should know. I’m a lunatic wandering around…
— Daniel Handler
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
— Mark Twain
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This is probably the advantage of being stupid. Stupid people just do. We tend to overthink. If we could eliminate the “over” and just think,…
— Sarah Strohmeyer
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Smart people sometimes get stupid, but stupid people never get smart.
— Don Winslow
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
— George Carlin
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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
— George Carlin
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