"George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of……" — George Carlin
"George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More Brother Quotes
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one of 3,211 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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My brother David was a great athlete and I knew there was no way I could live up to that.
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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My father was a man of great charity towards the poor, and compassion for the sick, and also for servants;…
— Teresa of Avila
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I've made three studio albums and one live one with my brother. It's melodic singer-songwriter acoustic-rock music.
— Kevin Bacon
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My brother is the lifelong musician; he made the choice to do that when we were very, very young kids.…
— Kevin Bacon
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America, thou half-brother of the world; with something good and bad of every land.
— Philip James Bailey
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Muslims should live like brothers.
— Abu Bakr
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I'm a registered Independent. But my brother says it's obvious that I'm a Republican sympathizer. Once I get in the…
— Stephen Baldwin
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Our most bitter enemies are our own kith and kin. Kings have no brothers, no sons, no mother!
— Honore de Balzac
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A photograph can be an instant of life captured for eternity that will never cease looking back at you.
— Brigitte Bardot
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Growing up in a Jewish matriarchal world inside the patriarchal paradise of Salt Lake City, Utah, gave me increased perspective…
— Roseanne Barr
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We lived, until I was 12 or so, in communal apartment with five different families and the same kitchen, in…
— Mikhail Baryshnikov
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Hypocrite reader my fellow my brother!
— Charles Baudelaire
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