Best Stupid People Thoughts
285 Stupid People quotes by 156 unique authors
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It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
— George Bernard Shaw
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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
— Brooke Shields
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To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
— Voltaire
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
— Frank Zappa
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There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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Meow” means “woof” in cat.
— George Carlin
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Lord, what fools these mortals be!
— William Shakespeare
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Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid
— Heinrich Heine
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
— George Carlin
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
— George Carlin
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TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.
— Douglas Coupland
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I don't imagine you will dispute the fact that at present the stupid people are in an absolutely overwhelming majority all the world over.
— Henrik Ibsen
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The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,”…
— George Carlin
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I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.
— George Carlin
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Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
— George Carlin
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
— George Carlin
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.
— George Carlin
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I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
— George Carlin
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The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
— George Carlin
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Catholic, which I was until I reached the age of reason
— George Carlin
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Huge organizations and me don't get along. They're too inflexible, waste too much time, and have too many stupid people.
— Haruki Murakami
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I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.
— George Carlin
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he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something
— Woody Allen
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Think of the beginning of the story of the beginning of everything: Adam (without Eve and without divine guidance) names the animals. Continuing his work,…
— Jonathan Safran Foer
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Ghosts were just a way that some stupid people dealt with their dull lives.
— Charles de Lint
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