"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's……" — George Carlin
"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act…
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I find it difficult to judge myself, but people say that I have become a bit more socially acceptable over…
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Men long for an afterlife in which there apparently is nothing to do but delight in heaven's wonders.
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Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.
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Body language is a very powerful tool. We had body language before we had speech, and apparently, 80% of what…
— Deborah Bull
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Apparently there are some Democratic leaders in the Senate that are running for office who now believe in tax cuts.
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I had written the script for Juno and apparently Steven Spielberg had read it. I can't just call him Steven,…
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Apparently, union bosses are so distraught about declining enrollments they will stoop to exploiting illegal workers. There is no doubt…
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The Silurian Period-the grandest of all the Periods,-and, as yet, apparently the seed-time of all succeeding life.
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According to the teaching of our Lord, what is wrong with the world is precisely that it does not believe…
— John Baillie
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Once you make the unequivocal internal commitment to do something - when you absolutely know this is the time and…
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