"Think of how stupid the average person is,……" — George Carlin
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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The average Nigerian person has come to reconcile himself with the fact that his or her social progress remain essentially…
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I think that it's important that the American people know that Barack Obama didn't have a mild association with Bill…
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On average, drug prisoners spend more time in federal prison than rapists, who often get out on early release because…
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For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living…
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I made my living being 20 or 30 pounds heavier than the average model. And that's where I got famous.
— Tyra Banks
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There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.
— Henry Adams
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I had two family members involved in World War I: two great-uncles. One of them is on a memorial in…
— Ben Barnes
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I will barnstorm American living rooms. Mainstream media will be unable to ignore me, but more importantly they will be…
— Roseanne Barr
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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all…
— Dave Barry
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It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done…
— Bruce Barton
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If a speculator is correct half of the time, he is hitting a good average. Even being right 3 or…
— Bernard Baruch
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Just to keep up with population growth, on average our economy needs to be adding about 125,000 jobs per month.
— Bob Beauprez
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