How Stupid Quotes

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I want to live as long as possible, just to see how stupid it gets. — Susan Sontag
The world is not religious because religion is imposed upon us. The parents are in a hurry to impose; the church, the state, the country… — Rajneesh
I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are… — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
You need to believe in your passion, no matter how stupid or insane that might make you look to the rest of the world. — Jason Ellis
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think… — Jack Handey
But when my grandmother saw me plucking [my eyebrows] she said: 'Don't. You will regret it. One day you will wake up with no eyebrows… — Natalia Vodianova
We all know how stupid the average person is. Now realize that, by definition, fifty percent of the population is dumber than that. — Ivan Stang
That's the thing with sci-fi and action roles. You have to play the danger as real. If you don't, you end up with egg on… — Victoria Pratt
I start to feel like I can't maintain the facade any longer, that I may just start to show through. And I wish I knew… — Elizabeth Wurtzel
I thought about how stupid it is, that all of us are born destined to desire somebody else, though desire brings with it such disappointment… — Sonya Hartnett
It is slightly chilling to realize there are rational, functional people up there employed to spot, nurture, and exploit those down here among us who… — Jon Ronson
What is a 'thing'? All is movement, a flowing. How stupid it is to speak of the 'mind'. There is a body; there is a… — Kenneth Patchen
No matter what you do, no matter how stupid, dumb or damaging you judge it to be, there is a lesson to be learned from… — Peter McWilliams
If I'm in love I want to get married. That's how stupid I am. — Kathie Lee Gifford
Mountaineers have often observed a lack of clarity in their mental state at high altitudes; it is difficult for the stupid mind to observe how… — George Leigh Mallory
An idiot will do anything, no matter how stupid, because he is afraid of what everybody will think of him if he does nothing. A… — Tom Upton
Most of the Michelle Bachmanns and Mitt Romneys who say such terrible things about us actually is a positive force, because it allows sensible people… — Larry Kramer
When I was young I used to smother myself with olive oil mixed with a dash of vinegar to keep the flies away and lay… — Stephanie Beacham
Saddam Hussein has invited members from the U.S. Congress to visit Iraq. Man how stupid is Hussein? If you think Bush had incentive to bomb… — Jay Leno
No matter what you do, no matter how stupid, dumb or damaging you judge it to be, there is a lesson to be learned from… — Peter McWilliams

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