Best How Stupid Quotes
86 How Stupid quotes by 73 unique authors
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Also consider that someday, when you’re dead and rotted, kids with their baby teeth will sit in their time-geography class and laugh about how stupid…
— Chuck Palahniuk
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no matter how ugly the world gets or how stupid it shows me it is, I always have faith
— Gerard Way
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Some stories, she’d say, the more you tell them, the faster you use them up. Those kind, the drama burns off, and every version, they…
— Chuck Palahniuk
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I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am.
— Cormac McCarthy
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You think me foolish to call instruction a torment, but if you had been as much used as myself to hear poor little children first…
— Jane Austen
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No, I don't think you understand just how stupid goblins are. Let me give you an example. One of the B'wa Kell generals, and this…
— Eoin Colfer
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My timing is off. But I had to get it out. Some things you have to tell, no matter how stupid they may sound. Some…
— Mary E. Pearson
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When you're right there in the crisi, you'll do anything to make yourself feel better, distract yourself from the misery, deny reality, not matter how…
— Anna Maxted
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Why did people run around in random directions when shooting started instead of literally hitting the deck to stay out of the line of fire?…
— Cheyenne McCray
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Yeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth?
— Katie MacAlister
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How stupid lovers can be! But if they were not, there would be no story.
— Jean Plaidy
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
— Steve Martin
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The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It's the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework.
— Jennifer Weiner
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Rose: My mum's here. The Doctor: Oh, that's just what I need! Don't you dare make this place domestic! Mickey Smith: You ruined my life,…
— Russell T Davies
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isaac knows how stupid i find these things, and he finds them just as stupid as i do. like lol. now, if there's anything stupider…
— David Levithan
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Zombieland reference," Jon said, nodding. "How do you know that? That's a thousand-year-old reference!" I looked at laura. "I can't think of a single movie…
— MaryJanice Davidson
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Even if you tell yourself "Today I'm going to drink coffee the wrong way ... from a dirty boot." Even that would be right, because…
— Chuck Palahniuk
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I think the problem with people like this is that they are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.
— John Cleese
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After all the dangerous adventures I'd had, I couldn't die like this. Sadie would be devastated. Then, once she got over her grief, she'd track…
— Rick Riordan
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You don't have to tell me everything right away, but I have to tell you everything right away? Can't you see how stupid that is?
— Veronica Roth
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If you can find it in you to love how stupid the entertainment industry is, you can have a great career.
— Jon Cryer
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Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!
— George Carlin
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A human has to be that smart, to know how stupid he needs to be.
— Ruben Papian
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You want to know what living life to the fullest actually is? It's waking up on a Monday morning with no complaints. It's knowing you…
— Bernajoy Vaal
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People fall in love not knowing why or how. Its a very special feeling that it doesnt require any answer. You just love no matter…
— Superman
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