Parking Quotes

218 Parking quotes by 180 unique authors

My name is October Christine Daye; I live in a city by the sea where the fog paints the early morning, parking is more precious… — Mira Grant
I don't know exactly what it is, but it looks like interconnected websites where people show their photos and write about everything going on in… — Jay Asher
Produce your own dream. If you want to save Peru, go save Peru. Itâ€™s quite possible to do anything, but not if you put it… — John Lennon
Did I hurt you in the parking lot?" "No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car." Great. — Ilona Andrews
Hermes rolled his eyes. "Surely you've seen network TV lately. It's clear they don't know whether they're coming or going. That's because Janus is in… — Rick Riordan
I was in the parking lot, with the key in the car, and I thought to myself: If this is my last night on earth,… — Steve Jobs
You donâ€™t have a soul, so you canâ€™t be baptized. All animals are like that. I think itâ€™s unfair and sometimes I donâ€™t believe it.… — Nancy Farmer
After searching for a space, I parked behind the tattoo parlor in front of a sign that said NO PARKING. Since it didn't specify to… — Darynda Jones
I realized weâ€™d pulled into a parking garage. We drove around two levels, pulled into a spot, then immediately pulled out again. Along with four… — Sylvia Day
I told him what my dad had said. That got him laughing and as we pulled into the school parking lot, even the sight of… — Kelley Armstrong
From Ronan's room, he heard Noah's laugh. He and Ronan were throwing various objects from the second-story window to the parking low below. There was… — Maggie Stiefvater
Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing… — Dave Barry
Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing… — Dave Barry
The only people I really hate are parking attendants. — Alison Jackson
Surprisingly, the Eisenhower Memorial design contains almost none of the known Gehry-box of tricks. His giant etched chain-link curtain, first applied in 1979 to hide… — Leon Krier
Guess what the Redskins have? You know, I take the bus to the games, we park in the parking lot where the visiting team parks.… — John Madden
No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs. — Miranda Hart
I started at home as a kid putting on shows and lip-syncing Michael Jackson for the grown-ups. Then, in musicals and plays in school. At… — Matisyahu
As I travelled around Australia, strangers in pubs, on airplanes, in beach parking lots would bring up Gina Rinehart, not knowing I was writing about… — William Finnegan
Valet parking is an essential at any decent club. — Dan Jenkins

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