"No one likes a show-off, but if parallel……" — Miranda Hart
"No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs."
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36 Quotes by Miranda Hart
Miranda Hart has 36 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
- My greatest crush was Chandler from 'Friends'. And Goran Ivanisevic.
- I think it's sad when people stop dreaming, or start losing hope. Because holding onto the bonkers dream might just…
- Very important to celebrate victories, however tiny, I always say.
- We are all unique, which makes us beautiful; so never despair, and just chill the hell out about it all.
- Imagine for a moment playing by children's rules. If you were at a party and saw someone you liked, you…
- My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you…
- You need to know that even as life develops in superficially disappointing ways, there is still fun to be had.
- I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.
- Get me a skinny frappuccino. I have no idea what that is - I would like to think you would…
- If I did better... I'd be God.
- some of my happiest funniest times have been spent in offices. Perhaps because the work was mudane, even the tiniest…
- Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya.
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