Miranda Hart Quotes

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• My greatest crush was Chandler from 'Friends'. And Goran Ivanisevic.
• I think it's sad when people stop dreaming, or start losing hope. Because holding onto the bonkers dream might just turn out to be the…
• Very important to celebrate victories, however tiny, I always say.
• We are all unique, which makes us beautiful; so never despair, and just chill the hell out about it all.
• Imagine for a moment playing by children's rules. If you were at a party and saw someone you liked, you could just go and hold…
• My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word.
• You need to know that even as life develops in superficially disappointing ways, there is still fun to be had.
• I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.
• Get me a skinny frappuccino. I have no idea what that is - I would like to think you would be presented with a tiny…
• If I did better... I'd be God.
• some of my happiest funniest times have been spent in offices. Perhaps because the work was mudane, even the tiniest of distractions become wildly hilarious…
• Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya.
• Look in the mirror and say, 'There is none other like you and for that reason alone you are beautiful.
• Live in hope. Because things do happen. Things do change. Worry really is futile. Don't fear the future. Dreams do come true.
• Life is a series of embarrassing moments which leave you feeling alone in your confusion and shame
• We all have our worries about our bodies and our looks. We just need to make the best of our lovely, wonky selves. The key…
• I have written the only diet book that I believe needs to exist, and here it is: CHAPTER ONE: Eat a bit less. CHAPTER TWO:…
• There are some wonderful aspects to Christmas. It's magical. And each year, from at least November, well, September, well, if I'm honest, May, I look…
• I am essentially a middle-aged woman who likes making up weird snack combinations and galloping.
• I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out - I will gallop.

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