All Zach Braff Quotes
- I think the [New England] Patriots' season should have an asterisk next to it because everything they're accomplishing is against teams coached by people other… Accomplishing
- One time I considered making a video game about my life where people control a character called 'Zach Braff' and run around being awesome. Then… Anyone
- My job as an actor has inspired generations of children to become doctors. My job as a writer has opened up the minds of millions.… Actor
- When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker. Always Wanted
- I was excited about The Dark Knight until Heath Ledger gave away the ending, Batman always wins. Always Wins
- Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective. Effective
- Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think I'd make a pretty good saint. Catholic
- If Democrats want to start winning elections in this country, they're going to have to start connecting with voters as well as I connect with… Connect
- I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that. Inspirational
- I've always wanted to have kids of my own, it's just tough finding a woman I wouldn't be wasting my DNA on. Always Wanted
- I once looked in the mirror at myself and noticed that, without a doubt, I am a sexy man. In fact, I don't think I'll… Catch
- In my opinion, one of the biggest drawbacks about Sergio Leone films are the scores composed by Ennio Morricone. If [Leone] were as talented as… Biggest
- Ya know, Hitler was this evil, evil man. But with the World Bank and Israel manipulating America, he might have been on to something... America
- I never taught a blind/deaf chick to read, but somehow I've managed to turn Scrubs into a watchable show. That may not sound like much,… Ask
- If we've learned anything, it's that the combination of yellow smiley faces and blue polyester vests are irresistible to the inbred. Blue
- It's not that I'm racist or anything, because I'm not, but I just don't think we should be wasting our time helping people that are… Die
- I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point? Achieved
- Bigger than the Beatles? Well, how many grammys did they win? Exactly, none, yet I have one, and I've never even released a CD. Beatles
- The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the same… Adult
- Didn't we learn our lesson from Planet of the Apes? Apes
- I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it? Ass
- The Jews are just clumsy bakers. Bakers
- The fact that 'Scrubs' is so popular in Israel is very important to me. I feel like I'm helping to cancel out the thousands of… Cancel
- I can't watch the news anymore. They have their priorities all out of whack. All I see is Natalee Holloway and Britney Spears and the… All
- Sometimes Sarah [Chalke] starts to talk about Iraq or whatever and she gets all excited, like I actually give a crap what she's saying. Come… Actually Give