All Zach Braff Quotes
- It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually be funny once in a… Funny
- Eight gold medals? If I wanted I could make a movie about me winning nine gold medals. Now that's real power. Eight
- Of course I don't use my A-material, it doesn't matter if they think I'm funny or not because they won't be thinking anything pretty soon… Anything Pretty
- I didn't necessarily have a total idea when I was writing the movie of where everything was going. I just wanted to have really realistic… Dialogue
- I'm always being told by directors that I add chemistry to scenes, so I mean how difficult could it be? Add
- I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium. Been
- Look on the bright side; that's one bullet that's not going to hit me. Bright
- Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space. Complete
- I tried it a few times but didn't see the point. I'm Zach Braff. What the fudge do I need a team for besides holding… Besides
- Over half a century on and they're still complaining about it. Compare it to the fact that Garden State didn't win an Oscar and they… Ask
- It's trust issue more than anything. I mean, whats stopping them from teaming up, dressing up like a really tall person in a trenchcoat, and… All
- I'm a big proponent of 'Don't Ask, Don't tell,' in fact, I enforce it strictly on all of my dates. First, I don't ask them… All
- I donno, it's not impressive. Once I put ear plugs in and put a blind fold on for like 14 minutes and I did just… Blind
- There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy. Better
- At this point I feel like I could go out and accomplish anything. I'd just love to see Will Smith's face if he found out… Accomplish
- I think there are bound to be obstacles in any path to success. I mean, I'm Jewish, and there's nothing I can do about that.… Any
- One time this guy on the street wanted me to give him a medical opinion, because I'm a doctor on TV. I'm also a real… Braff
- The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar on… Charity
- If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam. Hero
- I mean, nobody's ever thrown a big rock at me or my friends, but we're all pretty tough guys and could probably handle it. All
- I was inspired by World Vision. It's almost like I sponsored (Donald) Faison and gave him an opportunity to do something with his life. What… Almost Like
- I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help matters. All
- It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them. Adoration
- I think sports are very beneficial in the fight against obesity. I remember playing little league - I was the best person on the pitch… Beneficial
- It has been pretty much downhill ever since the 13th amendment Amendment