Best Zach Braff Sayings
- I mean, personally, I would have had no problem surviving. Come on, how hard is it to swim? Hard
- Working on 'Scrubs' made me feel guilty because I realized that if I had decided to become an actual doctor, instead of just playing one,… Actual
- I mean, I understand that because they're disadvantaged that they deserve their own parking spots, but do they have to make them so wide? I… Allowed
- Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's in invisible ink… Ask
- Yeah, the gay pride movement is precious and all, but I think it's about time we asked ourselves what gay people really have to offer… All
- I think a big part of being a success is confidence. Just look at me, I know I'm successful, and I am. Big
- Every time I see a child walking down the street I like to trip them. While they look for their missing teeth, I personally remind… Better
- I love signing autographs! Sometimes, when people ask me for one, I keep the photo for myself and frame it. It's a Win-Win situation really;… Another Portrait
- Don't get me started on cold toilet seats. Cold
- Whenever I'm feeling a bit down, I always visit the local children's hospital. Knowing that those cancer-kids wont be able to live long enough to… Able
- It blows my mind that there are people out there who deny the holocaust. Why would you ever deny such a great achievement. It's like… Achievement
- You know how they do that effect in movies, where they make it look like you have a twin, but it's really just the same… Actor
- I love the holiday season, almost as much as I love touching myself in front of orphans. Front
- Dude, writing, acting and directing are such easy jobs. But to do them all as awesomely as Zach Braff does, well that... that's something. Acting
- So I was at the gas station the other day, and I saw that there was braille on the pumps. I don't see how they… Blind
- I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me. Bible
- Yeah, I've banged some female costars. I swore I'd never tell their names, so instead I'll present some anagrams: Sahar Clahke and Haether Gharam. Anagrams
- Yeah i thought about making the character of JD gay... But then i thought, but what about all the poor girls dreams you'll be crushing All
- I use the N word almost daily. It reminds me that I'm successful Almost Daily
- I lot of people remember when that kid spray-painted my brand new Porsche for Punk'd. That was pretty funny. He got me pretty good. Of… Bedroom
- I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie? Directed
- I like to think of myself as the Chris Benoit of the movie industry, capable of taking any picture and carrying it to box-office success.… Any
- I mean, I understand that Scrubs was my big break, but sooner or later you have to move on. I've already directed a movie, which… Actor
- Some people just can't handle that they will never be a better actor than me Actor
- If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once. Benevolent
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