All Zach Braff Quotes
- If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that good… Actress
- What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke. Coke
- Hitler was about population control. Control
- I remember once I went to go see a movie, and in front of me in line there was a little boy who looked so… Big
- I wouldn't say I'm bigger than Jesus. If I had to guess, I'd say probably, yeah, but as far as I know, the bible is… Bible
- It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know. Inspirational
- I mean, I'm a writer, actor, AND director. Not to rock the boat or anything, but compare that to a carpenter and, in the end,… Actor
- I think slavery was an awful, awful period in our history, but when I look at what's become of black culture since emancipation, I think… Admit
- If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises. Equally
- For me, acting in scenes with other people is like playing soccer with a bunch of legless five year olds. It's not really fair to… Acting
- I never go looking for child pornography, but I mean, if somebody sends me an email with some pictures, I'm not going to turn around… Child
- I really don't know why we need a whole month dedicated to blacks. It's not like they're the only ones that suffered. I mean, what… Blacks
- That Hugh Laurie show is nothing but Scrubs fan fiction. Fan
- My tears cure cancer too, it's just that I laugh at cancer patients. Cancer
- I love queers as much as the next guy, I just don't think I should have to sit beside them on public transport. Beside
- You always see actors complaining about being typecast and ruining their career. Really, I don't see the point in complaining. If the only role you… Accept
- You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation. Always See
- Well, I've thought about donating, but they get so many damn donations already. I read about one foundation that raised over 100 million dollars. Well… Alcoholic
- Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one. Children
- Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven. All