All Zach Braff Quotes
- I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives. Condemning
- Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows you love start… All
- Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work with. Cousin
- I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies. Film
- Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really fun parties I'm gonna throw. Both
- I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind. Always Liked
- I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I… Aimed
- Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle. Dream
- A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's also opportunity for a lot… Consider
- First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it. She was addicted… Addicted
- A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget… Came
- Best movie ever?! Come on, my appearance on Arrested Development had more dynamics, realism and feel to it than the whole trilogy combined. Appearance
- When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough… First Moved
- Im just not really attracted to black chicks. Attracted
- I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people. Amazing
- Is 'Garden State' the next 'Citizen Kane'? Of course not. I'd like to think we aimed a little higher than that, frankly. Aimed
- Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it's just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn't sit… Babies
- People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. Called
- I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra. Funny
- I don't like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do Drama
- If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that good… Actress
- What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke. Coke
- Hitler was about population control. Control
- I remember once I went to go see a movie, and in front of me in line there was a little boy who looked so… Big
- I wouldn't say I'm bigger than Jesus. If I had to guess, I'd say probably, yeah, but as far as I know, the bible is… Bible