I Told My Doctor Quotes
- I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun! — Rodney Dangerfield
- I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate… — Joe E. Lewis
- I told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. — Rodney Dangerfield
- When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. — Henny Youngman