"My boyfriend and I live together, which means……" — Margaret Cho
"My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant."
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136 Quotes by Margaret Cho
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- Why can't all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why can't we can't we all be considered possible love…
- Comedy was the key to everything. I grew up fast and controlled my future by bringing it on faster than…
- When you feel powerful, you are willing to stand up for your rights, you are willing to stand up for…
- For women in my family, in Korean culture, women are really valued in their youth, and then when they get…
- I always felt like an outsider growing up. In school, I felt like I never fit in. But it didn't…
- I am a big 'Ellen' fan. I have been one for quite a long time now. I used to do…
- Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart.
- People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union…
- Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit…
- Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.