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Santa Quotes by Josh Q
- Ghetto Santa eats cereal with a fork to save on milk.
- Ghetto Santa has to ring his doorbell to flush the toilet.
- Ghetto Santa bounced a check for a free sample.
- Ghetto Santa is so ghetto, his dental grill has license plates.
More Santa Quotes
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