"Ghetto Santa has to ring his doorbell to…" — Josh Q

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• Next time y'all need to find me, just rub these two wires for the doorbell. — Redman
• Democracy means that if the doorbell rings in the early hours, it is likely to be the milkman. — Winston Churchill
• There is nothing like a doorbell to precipitate the potential into the kinetic. — Wallace Stegner
• Obama's dense as a doorbell; not much going on up there - it's a wooden top. — John Lydon
• Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to… — Jack Handey
• If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date. — Richard Miller
• When I'm on a break from writing, I'll log on to Amazon and eBay. The doorbell is constantly being rung… — Sophie Kinsella
• As a kid I would be put to bed when my parents had guests and because I was such a… — Rupert Everett
• You wouldn't believe that I still have the bikers with the caps to the side at my door, ringing the… — Tina Turner
• Nowadays, if a man living in a civilized country (ha!) hears cannon blasts in his sleep, he will, of course,… — Andrea Camilleri
• The more Susan waited, the more the doorbell didn't ring. Or the phone. — Douglas Adams
• If she's really psychic," Zack said when he saw Tanisha's photo at school, "why does she need a doorbell? — Joan Bauer

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