Josh Q Quotes

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• Manipulation is to enslave the will without the other party's consent.
• It is not the fear that is uncomfortable; it is the irrational pain that you will somehow not survive this. The dark is simply an…
• A life of fear and anxiety is the ultimate form of self hate. Why confine yourself to a dark window of your soul when life…
• Words are meaningless; sugarcoat nothing. Save your words; make them count. Let your words be as a hammer of truth, such that those who go…
• Keeping it real is not about speaking the truth. It's about not giving a damn if others do it or not. It's about realizing you…
• A bitch is a word lesser men use to describe women they feel intimidated by.
• Our society is stuck in the 1700's, where a man who doesn't let people walk all over him is assertive. A woman who does the…
• If you have diarrhea of the mouth, you're going to have to clean that shit up yourself. Thank you for making me a god in…
• Anger is good. Get nice and pissed. Use the fuel of your injustices to push you to destroy your mask. Don't waste them. In order…
• Be thankful for whatever you have. One thing is for sure: If everyone you knew laid their problems out in the open for everyone to…
• Hypocrisy is when someone shits everywhere but the toilet and expects you to clean it. You're not a janitor for irresponsible people. Hand them the…
• Ghetto Santa eats cereal with a fork to save on milk.
• Ghetto Santa has to ring his doorbell to flush the toilet.
• Ghetto Santa bounced a check for a free sample.
• Ghetto Santa is so ghetto, his dental grill has license plates.
• 1)Take off on/Roll on=woop ass, cuss out Go left=lose your cool, go crazy 2)Peel back= Verbally tear into someone 3)Defecation of Character (wordplay on defamation…
• Don't you ever run from conflict. Pressure will either bust pipes or make diamonds. In the crudest lump of coal lies the potential of a…
• I'm flat broke, can you loan me some fucks?
• Pretending to give a fuck burns so many calories, if more people did it, obesity would disappear overnight.
• Don't even give a fuck about not giving a fuck. That's freedom. Things get done that way, because you aren't carrying 10 pounds of shit…

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