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• Cereal eating is almost a marker for a healthy lifestyle. It sets you up for the day, so you don't… — Bruce Barton
• Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial. — Erma Bombeck
• My mom was [a hippie]. We weren't allowed sugar cereal. We weren't allowed processed foods-except Van de Kamp's fish sticks.… — Jessica Biel
• Rice at present prices provides more food for the money than most of the other cereals. — David F. Houston
• Children read to learn - even when they are reading fantasy, nonsense, light verse, comics or the copy on cereal… — Joan Aiken
• Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it. — Robert Pattinson
• I still battle with my deeply boring diet of, essentially, yogurt and breakfast cereal and granola bars. I hate dieting.… — Julianne Moore
• Right now, Im very healthy. I have no vices left. Except sugary breakfast cereal. And absinthe, of course. — Johnny Galecki
• Your 'Pringle' contains 30% potato, that yoghurt has the same amount of sugar as ice cream, that whole grain cereal… — Mark Bittman
• I love, love, love apricot baby food. My closet in the kitchen is filled with jars of it. I love… — Alicia Silverstone
• Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal. — Aziz Ansari
• I don't eat cereal actually... Frosted Flakes... that's as close as I can get. — Johnny Thunders

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