"Nigga, I'm Santa Claus; where the FUCK the…" — Santa Claus

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• We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about… — Karen Armstrong
• Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. — Victor Borge
• I don't really care what people tell children - when you believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the… — Julie Burchill
• Nobody shoots at Santa Claus. — Samuel Butler
• He was a parade all by himself, a burst of dazzle and jingle, Santa Claus drinking his whiskey straight and… — Jimmy Cannon
• Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy… — W.C. Fields
• You remember when you were a kid growing up, and believed in Santa Claus? There's not much difference between Santa… — Bobby Knight
• A man of fifty looks as old as Santa Claus to a girl of twenty. — William Feather
• God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat. — H. L. Mencken
• If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a… — Jack Handey
• No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa… — Al Smith
• One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was… — Dennis Franz

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