"Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is……" — Erma Bombeck
"Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial."
—
Erma Bombeck
★
★
★
★
★
0.0 avg (0 ratings)
251 Quotes by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck has 251 quotes on this site.
A few more worth reading:
-
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a…
-
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not…
-
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
-
When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if…
-
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
-
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
-
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it…
-
I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met…
-
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
-
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
-
Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the…
-
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
See all 251 quotes by Erma Bombeck »
More Brought Quotes
This quote is filed under Brought Quotes,
one of 3,179 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
-
A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought…
— Frank Abagnale
-
All in all, for someone who was immersed in, fascinated by, and dedicated to flight, I was disappointed by the…
— Neil Armstrong
-
When suffering knocks at your door and you say there is no seat for him, he tells you not to…
— Chinua Achebe
-
On landing at New York I caught the yellow fever. The kind man who commanded the ship that brought me…
— John James Audubon
-
Since you cannot do good to all, you are to pay special attention to those who, by the accidents of…
— Saint Augustine
-
Time is a sort of river of passing events, and strong is its current; no sooner is a thing brought…
— Marcus Aurelius
-
My father is an actor, so he brought me into his agency when I was young. It wasn't something I…
— Jensen Ackles
-
I was born into a Christian family and brought up in a Lutheran church. My faith has been the center…
— Michele Bachmann
-
I'm happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many the value of it in so…
— Lucille Ball
-
I love being at home, being with friends and family. I'm of European stock, brought up in Australia. I'm a…
— Eric Bana
-
I'm a girl from a good family who was very well brought up. One day I turned my back on…
— Brigitte Bardot
-
Imagination has brought mankind through the dark ages to its present state of civilization. Imagination led Columbus to discover America.…
— L. Frank Baum
See all 3,179 Brought Quotes »