Funny Family Quotes

19 Funny Family quotes by 18 unique authors

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial. — Erma Bombeck
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. — Gracie Allen
We were a very funny family. Humour was the tool with which my brother and I tried to get attention. We were always trying to… — Meg Cabot
I had a very funny family. — Zach Braff
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to… — Jeff Foxworthy
Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. — Cary Grant
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. — Bill Cosby
Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet. — Bill Cosby
My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair. — Rodney Dangerfield
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. — Buddy Hackett
In every conceivable manner, the family is link to our past, bridge to our future. — Alex Haley
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. — Bob Hope
The family is one of nature's masterpieces. — George Santayana
I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business. — Wanda Sykes
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. — Oscar Wilde
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner. — Douglas Adams
Sometimes it’s heartbreaking to see your siblings as the people they’ve become. Maybe that’s why we all stay away from each other as a matter… — Jonathan Tropper
I been with strangers all day and they treated me like family. I come in here to family and you treat me like a stranger. — August Wilson
My cousin hates me!! Hahaha picture evidence to come!!!;D xD!! — Rachel

Who Wrote These Funny Family Quotes

18 authors contributed a total of 19 Funny Family Quotes as follows: